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  • Why do I like watches?
    You like watches because you have repressed childhood trauma relating to time. For instance, it could be that you were asked to tell the time in front of your class and you got it wrong and everyone laughed at you and called you Timeless Tommy and said it was time for you to go home. Or, that you asked your teacher 'what's the time mum?' and she wasn't your mum so everyone laughed at you. Or, that you were dropped on your head as a baby, and the person who dropped you was wearing a watch. Due to these or similar traumas you want to show the world you can tell time on a nice watch, or lots of different watches.
  • Why does my husband hate me?
    Because you can't stop watching Teddy Baldassarre videos. Also because you have a Daniel Wellington in your watch box
  • Is it ok for me to get a watch brand logo tattooed on me?
    Yes, but only on your gooch, taint or grundle.
  • Why do we pay more for certain things just because of the story we are told about those things?
    As we go through life, the objects we own become more symbols of who we are as individuals, serving as physical vessels for the experiences, connections, and stories that shape who we are. In addition, our belongings do more than just reinforce our feeling of self; they also serve as signals to the world around us. Also, because you're a gullible, easily influenced, simple sacks of meat and bone.
  • Where do babies come from?
    They come from poor decision making, vodka related incidents and that guy from the Netflix documentary.
  • Why do I queue for hours at Swatch and wait years on Rolex waitlists for certain watches?
    Largely it is because you are cool af. In addition, just as uniforms can indicate belonging to a particular group, owning specific items and brands can signal our association with social groups, both to others and ourselves. A brand's success can be partly linked to people wanting to display their membership in a consumer tribe associated with being "cool." More and more, people seem willing to go to great lengths, whether by waiting in long lines or paying high prices, to demonstrate their loyalty to a brand/product and their group identity. As traditional sources of fulfilment and community, such as family, country, and religion, become less central, people increasingly seek these connections through the marketplace instead. Sources: Christian Jarrett, Robert Kozinets, Philip Cushman, Robert Putnam.
  • What is my partner doing on their phone for hours at a time?
    Unfortunately they aren't watching porn or sexting rando's, they are on Chrono24, Subdial, Hodinkee, Watchfinder oe The Theowrist.
  • Why does my wife hate me?
    It is because you spend too much time on sites related to watches, talking about watches and buying watches. Or because you bought a Hublot.
  • What is conditioning?
    Conditioning is a psychological process by which a person or animal learns to associate a specific stimulus with a particular response or behavior. There are two main types of conditioning: Classical Conditioning: This is when a neutral stimulus becomes associated with a meaningful stimulus, eventually eliciting a similar response. The most famous example is Pavlov's dogs, where the sound of a bell (neutral stimulus) was paired with food (meaningful stimulus) until the bell alone could make the dogs salivate. Another is when brands release products for a short amount of time, in limited supply or numbers eliciting a similar response for humans. Operant Conditioning: This involves learning through the consequences of behavior, where behaviors are strengthened or weakened based on the outcomes. For instance, a behavior followed by a reward is likely to be repeated, while a behavior followed by a punishment is less likely to occur. Buy two watches you don't want, and at a later date you will get one watch you do want. In both cases, conditioning is a fundamental way in which learning occurs, shaping how individuals respond to their environment within frameworks of numerous smaller systems.
  • Will I be charged import duties and taxes at delivery?
    Import duties and taxes are included in the cost of our items in most circumstances. However, where delivery is to a country outside of the country where the item is printed, you may have to pay import duty or other taxes, fees or charges applied by customs or other authorities in the country of receipt.
  • Are you pure capitalist bastards or are you keeping the planet in mind?
    We try and keep the planet in mind, there's only one Earth, no planet B, you get me... RECYCLED TEE SHIRTS 60% recycled cotton, 40% recycled polyester (rPET) Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (179.7 g/m²) Sourced from Nicaragua ​ ORGANIC TEE SHIRTS 100% organic ring-spun cotton Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) Sourced from China or Bangladesh Organic and recycled apparel are, per our supplier information*, GOTS and OEKO certified. Printing is on demand and most orders are printed and delivered in the same region they're fulfilled in. ​ The packaging is made of post-consumer recycled (PCR) plastics. PCR plastics are made from items people recycle every day, like plastic bags and bottles. ​ *GOTS and OEKO-TEX—in the Description tab of all our eco-friendly products. https://www.stanleystella.com/en-gb/aw21-recycled https://www.stanleystella.com/en-gb/our-path-to-sustainability https://www.bc-collection.eu/en/sustainability AND... We have chosen to use Stanley and Stella products as the base for our garments. They are the good sort, they care about the environment and the people behind the clothes, they say it better than we can; ​ "... to change the perception of the textile industry. To offer products that respect people, the environment and customers. To produce more authentic and more responsible clothes that you are proud to wear and sell. Pieces that initiate change in the textile industry, made in a more humane, ethical and ecological way." ​ https://www.stanleystella.com/en-gb/about-us ​ We also use B&C Collection and SOL's for a few items, they tread the same path. ​ https://www.bc-collection.eu/en/about ​https://www.sols-europe.com/gb/brand/ ​ We may occasionally use other base products but we'll let you know if we do.
  • What are your delivery timeframes?
    Our delivery timeframes depend on your delivery address and the location of the production centre for the item you’ve purchased. We provide an estimated delivery timeframe on each item after you've ordered and will let you know if it's going to be delayed. We aim to deliver within 10 working days.
  • How much does delivery cost?
    It's free dammit, so no excuses, go and buy many much things.
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