Greetings watch fam, it's been a while. I've been a bit busy. No time for watches, laziest pun in the world. While watches have been at...

As I weep over the keyboard in remembrance of a long lost Rolex Explorer II, I no longer have the strength to venture outdoors, for...

The last post ended with me being made an indecent proposal by a man who I had only just met. This led to me requiring some air, so I...